Tout un fromage

Stinky cheeseThe French expression ‘en faire tout un fromage’ offers up one of those wonderful synchronicities of language. Translation: to raise a fuss about something or, more appropriately, to make a stink. Anyone who has ever experienced the smell of a ripe camembert will surely see the poetic justice in that. There is a reason the cheese stands alone.

Les fromages qui puent – the stinky cheeses – is how the French refer to themselves while poking fun at the Sylvester Stallone-inspired Americans on the political satire puppet program, Les Guignols de l’Info. They somehow make the mockery sound like a term of endearment.

No matter how you feel about raw-milk cheese, there is no denying its tendency to smell a bit strong. I remember being invited to my in-laws home for the first time, entering the kitchen and being assaulted by a waft of something that had died, or done its business. Upon seeing my alarmed expression, my fiancé was reassuring: “Don’t worry, it’s just the cheese.”

fromage-qui-pueWhen it came time to actually eat the stuff, I was surprised that the strong smell had mostly evaporated. Whether it was the wine we washed it down with – Bordeaux bien sûr – or the fact that our sense of smell had attenuated by then, I can’t say. What I will say, however, is that over the years I’ve eaten quite a few French cheeses and it’s not the ones that necessarily look or smell the worst that are the strongest tasting. Although I do point the finger at le camembert for being particularly putrid and prone to repeat. As a general rule, I avoid anything that wears an orange coat. Also I don’t eat the rind, no matter many times my husband and others will chide me by saying, “Mais c’est bon ça!”

As Charles de Gaulle himself once said: “How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?” In fact, le général rather underestimated his country’s cheese-making capacities – there are over 1,000. Some of my favorites are included in this list of 100 things to enjoy in France.

Suffice it to say that you need a strong stomach to live here. And you are well served by not having too delicate a sense of smell.

Here’s a video for French speakers (and worth watching even if you don’t speak the language of Molière) that answers the burning question: Which is the stinkiest cheese?

What’s your favorite cheese?


  1. thepassageway · April 30, 2015

    My favourite would have to be Brie! (Although I do quite like Camembert!)

    • MELewis · April 30, 2015

      I prefer brie to camembert but will eat both – provided they’re not too ripe. (You can tell by the amount of white in the center – if it’s all yellow it’s too far gone for me.) Thanks for weighing in!

  2. davidprosser · April 30, 2015

    Boring as I am (sorry) I prefer crumbly cheeses like Cheshire, Lancashire and of course my own Caerphilly. Non pungent, non waxy and not about to get up off the plate and walk away on their own.
    xxx Massive Hugs Mel xxx

    • MELewis · April 30, 2015

      No apologies needed – there is nothing boring about crumbly cheese. After all these years, I still prefer a well-aged white cheddar to just about anything. Caerphilly is unknown to me, but I’ll keep it in my for a future trip to Wales! Bises and bon weekend! xxx

    • Osyth · April 30, 2015

      David in France I would hugely recommend you try Cantal (one of my locals here) … it is, in my lancastrian husbands view, the French sister of Cheshire which with Lancashire is indeed a Queenly gorgeous cheese 🙂

  3. Osyth · April 30, 2015

    I absolutely adored reading this and can only comment that the single cheese I absolutely will not go near is Munster … when we ran our Cheese Shop I sold a whole one to my ancienne maths teacher – later that day she rang me and told me it was full of maggots! I promise it was not deliberate 😉

    • MELewis · April 30, 2015

      Eeek! My skin is crawling at the thought….now I know why I avoid it. And you ran a Cheese shop? Most impressed!

      • Osyth · April 30, 2015

        Disgusting and best not dwelt on! I did! Maybe I had better blog some of the stories …. like my first ever customer was Benny from Abba – now THAT is impressive 😉

  4. Suzanne et Pierre · April 30, 2015

    I love cheese and I do miss the availability you have in France. I can get good cheeses in Canada but I have to go to speciality shops and they aren’t always around the corner like they are in France. It is also a bit more expensive. I do love Camembert despite the strong smell and Brie de Melun which I find smoother than the Brie de Meaux. I like Beaufort, Cantal & Comté as well…The one I haven’t been able to get a taste for is Maroilles the very strong cheese from the North.

    • MELewis · April 30, 2015

      I do remember that the cost of cheese in Canada – at least when I lived in Toronto – is prohibitive compared to France (along with wine…) But then again, everything else is generally cheaper! I’m with you on the Beaufort – it’s one of my favorite ‘pâte dure’ cheeses along with conté. But don’t you have any local specialty cheese in Québec?

      • Suzanne et Pierre · April 30, 2015

        Yes, there is a fairly good cheese production industry but unfortunately because of the higher hygiene rules very few of them are made from raw milk so the Quebec cheese tend to not have strong taste. Also, they are almost as expensive as the cheese from France so why buy an imitation of a Comté when you can have the real thing for only a few dollars more. Wine is indeed much more expensive than in France…

  5. MELewis · April 30, 2015

    @Suzanne: Unfortunately WP doesn’t let me reply again to your comment but I find it very interesting – did not realize that pasteurizing the milk destroyed so much of the flavour, or that raw milk was even used to make hard cheeses like Comté! Cheers!

  6. Mélanie · April 30, 2015

    Mel dear, you’ve made my evening – mille merci!… 🙂 I love your style! ❤
    * * *
    @"What’s your favorite cheese?" – any sheep and goat cheeses with red Bordeaux, cheers! 🙂 During our 5 years in Houston, TX we missed cheese(s) and bread(s) sooo much!!! 🙂

    • MELewis · April 30, 2015

      I can only second that, chère Mélanie. Cheese and bread are life-changing enough to merit consideration in any international move….and I’m flattered to have warmed your heart! 🙂

      • Mélanie · May 1, 2015

        you’re sooo right about bread & cheese… 🙂 speakin’ of “warmed heart”, it seems that I’m like Iceland: le feu sous la glace… 😉 have a positive and optimistic mois de mai! HHH = huge heartfelt hugs… ❤

  7. Colin Bisset · April 30, 2015

    There’s nothing like walking around a French market and inhaling the cheese counter! I’m a sucker for a Banon and love the little goat’s cheeses (from a little goat?). In Australia it’s impossible to get any lait cru cheese apart from Roquefort but that’s beginning to change. They serve cheese here with an aperitif which has never felt right to me.

    • MELewis · May 1, 2015

      Colin, you do know your cheeses – I had to look Banon one up (and it looks like one to try!) As for cheese served with an apero: of course the French never do this but the Swiss do and I must admit I enjoy it that way. I find it’s hard to make room for much cheese at the end of a meal — and it has a way of staving off hunger that’s far better than most!

      • Colin Bisset · May 2, 2015

        That’s true. Of course I’m forgetting that you’re in raclette country, too, which is one of those dishes I can only eat about once a year – so heavy (or maybe I just eat too much).

  8. peakperspective · May 3, 2015

    Oh, anything blue that will scrape the tartar right off my teeth. I adore cheese. I adore almost all cheeses.

    • MELewis · May 4, 2015

      Love the blues, too, Shelley. The stronger the better! Like my Dad used to say – ‘That’ll put hair on your chest!”

  9. jackiemallon · May 4, 2015

    I adore cheese but “Smelly feet” cheese makes me faint. It goes by other names, I believe, but that sums it up for me. That’s when you’ve taken something so divine (cheese) and crossed it to the dark side.. No longer a delicacy, it’s devil’s food.

    • MELewis · May 5, 2015

      That is true. There is a ‘stinky’ side to some cheeses that I can’t get past. But I absolutely love good Italian parmesan and it can have a bit of a ‘foot’ smell!

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